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Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You:10. Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out6. You get nominated for
um, where is the rest? lol
Sorry about that. I swear it was there. I'll go see if I can find it again. If not, we'll call this post, "big goof-ups".
Guess we'll have to call this "big goof-ups".
I went to the blog I thought I got it from, and it wasn't there.
Take my word for it: it was funny
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Yeah...sure...right...
Bob
ok...that was uh, interesting...
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
10. Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping
9. Your houseplant occasionally sneezes
8. Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street
7. Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out
6. You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video"
5. Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record"
4. Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room
3. Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"
2. You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house
1. Suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass
interesting.